When The Dumbest Idea Is The Best One

This post is an excerpt adapted by Brian Carter from the forthcoming book The Cowbell Principle: Career Advice On How To Get Your Dream Job And Make More Money, by Brian Carter and Garrison Wynn. Brian and Garrison will be giving away a limited number of digital copies at launch time. To get notified when they’re available, sign up at http://thecowbellprinciple.com/getnotified

Have you seen the More Cowbell sketch from Saturday Night Live? It’s more than just funny. Believe it or not, it’s a powerful metaphor for a successful work life. And it provides insight into the kind of people you need on your team, and what makes an effective team.

Everyone has at least one cowbell — it’s your unique, profitable talent people pay you for or your company’s unique offering. It’s something people have a fever for. When you discover it and give those people a ton of it, you gain success and happiness for both yourself and others. It’s a win-win.

A cowbell is simultaneously something you love doing and something other people really want as well (although, as we’ll see, you still will have detractors and critics). A cowbell creates joy for you and other people. It makes them yell for more. They can’t get enough.

Sometimes the Dumbest Idea Is the Best One

 “I’m telling you guys, you’re going to want that cowbell.”

TheBruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken)

Garrison once worked for Hendee Enterprises, a company that came up with industrial solutions. When one customer approached the company looking for a way to prevent moisture from getting into its paint vats, Garrison suggested a simple alternative to the warping, leaking covers the customer was using: “Why don’t we put a giant shower cap on there and you can throw the caps away every day?” Five engineers said it was the dumbest idea ever, borne of Garrison’s lack of education and understanding of the idea. But the covers had to be disposable because any wood or metal fabrication would warp or degrade. And caps made of special plastic and elastic wouldn’t cause static electricity.

The customer bought 250 boxes of 500 covers each. Now every paint vat in the country is required to have this cover and it’s sold in 30 countries. Not bad for a dumb idea, huh?

“I’m telling you guys, you’re going to want that gargantuan shower cap.”

— slightly modified by TheGarrison Wynn

We often confuse simplicity with stupidity. It’s easy to think that if something is simple, it must not be the best or most effective. Wrong! Sometimes an idea seems dumb because you’rebeing dumb. Or snobby.

Ignore the Snobs… For the Most Part

There’s a big difference between what movie critics like and what the mainstream public will pay to see. In the 2000s, Brian often looked at Rotten Tomatoes to decide whether to see a movie, until he realized that he often disagreed with the critics whose reviews were featured on the site. Sometimes you want to see a mindless action flick, and most of those are disliked by movie critics. And some of the top-grossing movies are universally panned by the critics.

IMDB is a great resource, because it contains both mainstream viewer ratings and metascore, which is a measurement of critical response to the movie. If you’re in the mood for something mainstream, ignore metascore. If you want to have a great time AND have your mind blown? Look for a movie that does well with both metascore (over 70) and high user ratings (above 7.0).

Movie critics are, at worst, snobs. They want something new and unpredictable, but often what people like isn’t much different from what they liked 10 years ago. At best, because critics watch more films and think about them more than others, they have more insight than the average person.

What underlies snobbiness is nothing more than a kind of elite stubbornness. We have a way of doing things that has a tradition to it; it’s the “right” way to do it. If you’re doing something in a way other than that, we know it’s not as good.

A snobby high school girl says, in essence, “My situation is far superior to yours. You can’t make a contribution to me. By virtue of your birth, I should not even acknowledge your existence.” What is this? Nothing more than a defense mechanism. High school is tough, so to look unafraid and invulnerable —to prevent people from bullying you — you look down on others first.

For us, the question is whether snobbiness — whether it comes from outside or inside ourselves — helps you create things that tons of people like. Sometimes, you definitely need to have standards. But sometimes snobbiness creates an intellectual paralysis that leads to creating things that only a small number of other snobs like.

One thing we’re sure of: If your inner snob is causing writer’s block, you need to exorcise that self-judging demon.

Try Something Stupid

Is there something you’ve been afraid to do that you thought was a pretty good idea but you believe others would view as stupid?

Exercising through stupid ideas leads you to better ideas. Look at all the stupid contraptions we humans tried to fly in our quest to get airborne! Sometimes the onlyway to genius is through stupid.

We can guess that Formula 409 means the other 408 spray cleansers didn’t work. Number 17 probably sprayed dirt onto dirt. And Fantastik may have had had an earlier version called Purty Good. “How’s that clean?” “Oh, Purty Good… a lot better than Not Bad Spray!”

Are stupid ideas a good idea? Yes.

Since when is the first idea the best idea? If the first idea were indeed the best idea, then progress makes no sense.

Be Willing to Be Crazy

Every city has some local dealership with a crazy commercial. If you were an intellectual, acting like that would kill your career, but nobody cares about the sophisticated furniture guy. Crazy Eddie Furniture beats that guy every time.

Mattress Mack is one of the most successful businessmen in Houston, Texas – so successful he once lost a $7 million football bet. In his commercials, he held a big wad of money and yelled, “We’ll save you money!” Mattress Mack did, however, lose to chainsaw-wielding Hilton “That’s a Fact Jack” Koch in a Conan O’Brien contest for most annoying advertiser.

If you’re buying cheap local TV ads, it’s good to be crazy. Crazy can be an advantage in certain other industries too; it depends on the market. And even if you’re not the craziest person or company in oyur market, a little occasional craziness reassures your customers that you have a pulse. Which is good, because, most of the time, dead people don’t sell a lot of stuff.

Boosting Your E-commerce Profits

Building an online business can be complex and tricky, not least as most customers now turn to the internet to make their purchases rather than physically go into a store. Imagine the frustration it saves around Christmas. With this in mind, websites are determined to make purchasing on their websites extremely easy for their customers.

One of the key things to consider when enhancing your e-commerce business is to ensure the customer has ease of use of the website to find the products or services they need.  While the website ease of use is extremely important, there are other factors you should consider when enhancing your e-commerce website.

Build product information

Customers want to have as much information about the product or service as possible. You need to highlight all the features and benefits to give them a reason to buy it. Alongside this, you should give customers a chance to review items they have purchased and having a representative respond. This will build up a

relationship of trust by having someone respond to reviews, either thanking a customer or offering to resolve a negative response.

Provide customisable options

If your system allows you, include options for your customer purchases such as personalised gift wrapping, engravings or handwritten notes. Adding this personal touch to your service will boost your reputation, maximise profits and possibly cause the customer to refer you to a friend because of your excellent customer service.

Provide contact details

If a customer is unhappy with their product, or if they are unsure about a method of payment (or any other enquiry), be sure to include contact details. For customers who are unhappy with their purchase order, providing a way for them to contact you can help resolve any negative situation. If a customer cannot contact you with a query, they may go to the competition for the same product or service.

Visual appeal

Visual appeal

There is no point in having a well-written description of your product if you don’t put an image alongside it. Visuals are everything when it comes to selling a product. It is a great way to grab a potential buyers attention, especially if you have the product set out nicely and professionally photographed.

Provide examples of the item in use, or use it against other items, creating an outfit if you sell clothes is an excellent way to suggest other items the customer can purchase.

Further reading: Tools to create awesome visual content

No hidden prices

Make sure the customer knows the price of shipping before the final checkout. This will allow them to make a final decision rather than feel annoyed over hidden charges. Making them aware of the shipping costs will make them less likely to drop the purchase. Also, you should include as much information about the shipping as possible. Customers like to keep track of their order, so providing this information will excel your customer service. 

Managing an e-commerce store should not be overly complicated and allowing the customer to use should not cause frustration. Remember to be honest about your service and allow them the chance to contact you about anything regarding their product. For more advice on how to manage an efficient e-commerce store, a marketing specialist can provide information on systems that will make establishing your business online a lot easier.

7 Mistakes That Can Kill Your Twitter Campaign

If you’re like a lot of people, you want to have a million Twitter followers. Or, if not, you want a lot of them. But did you know that there are things that you can do to actually drive people away from being followers? Here are some of the mistakes that you can make on Twitter.

Not Utilizing Images

Using images in your Twitter posts will cause the tweet to use more space in the feeds and therefore they help with driving engagement. Tweets which include images have 200% more engagement when compared with those without. Although images aren’t appropriate for all tweets, it’s a good idea to use them when possible.

Not Using Hashtags

Using hashtags is one of the best ways that a business can insert itself into trending topics and conversations that are related. This also helps to double engagement. An example would be using #TBT or #throwbackthursday to become part of a huge regular conversation on Thursdays. It’s best to repost old advertisements or images rather than new ones since it’s called Throwback Thursday.

Only Using Twitter to Promote Yourself

Everyone on Twitter uses it to promote themselves in one way or another. That’s a given fact. But a big mistake that a lot of people make is just using it for promoting their business. Why shouldn’t you use it just for promoting your business? There are several reasons:

  1. It’s annoying to read. People don’t like following you just to have your business shoved down throats.
  2. It’s bad customer service. Give them information that is going to be helpful and they’ll come back.
  3. It doesn’t win you a lot of followers. Retweeting things that other people have tweeted will make you stand out and show that you care about others.

Only Posting Links to Your Content

This goes along with the above tip. Yes, you want to get people to read your stuff and yes you want visitors to your website. But you also want people to be interested in what you have to tweet. A good strategy is to find articles that other people have written that are related to your business or your own content. This should be content that is helpful to your followers and that people will find interesting. This is going to make more people follow you.

Only Posting at Certain Times

Yeah, we know you’re busy. But it’s not a good idea to post everything the same time on a certain day of the week. For one thing, it’s going to be annoying to your followers. For another thing, those tweets are only going to be seen by the people who go on Twitter at that time. It’s better to spread out your tweets throughout the day and week.

Not Starting With a Character

A lot of people on Twitter make this mistake – they start out a post with @username. So what’s the problem? When you start out with that, it means that the only people who can see this is you, the @username, and the people who are following both of you. To stop this from happening, you can put something like a period in front of it. So say you want to announce your new blog. You could say something like . @myblog is now live! Come see what I have to say.

Not Using Tweetable Quotes

Tweets about your new article are good. Direct quotes from your new article are even better! Want to take advantage of using tweetable quotes? There are two great tools that you can use to do this – Clicktotweet, which is free, and TweetDis, which is premium.

So there you have it, some of the mistakes that people make on Twitter. If you are always using Twitter for your business, there are a lot of tools that you can use. Here is an excellent article about Twitter tools and how they should be used to help you and your business.